Dad’s Rulebook for the Game of Life: The First Inning: The Truth Shall Set You Free

Dylan,

This is Dad. I have decided to become a guest blogger on your mommy’s blog because I wanted to have a little fun of my own.  I am sure by now you have realized that your mom is an excellent writer; wonderful with words, captivating with creativity, and dynamic with delivery.  You will not get any of that from my blog; instead, you will get cold, hard facts that will keep your head above water in this house that as of now is ruled by women.   And that’s just the way that it is.

This first lesson is one that I have learned along the way.  The truth shall set you free. Always tell the truth (unless you are referencing a bad haircut or risky wardrobe move: a lesson that we will cover in the future. Not telling the truth will eat at your conscience, tear at your nerves, and make you second-guess your every move.  Not to mention, telling an untruth will hurt those that you love the most, and trust me son, hurting those close to you is heartbreaking.  Another piece of advice: don’t try the lying thing with your mother: she’s a bloodhound and can smell a lie a mile away.  Trust me on this: the truth shall set you free.

In the spirit of truth-telling, I am now going to tell your mom that I took a picture of her while she was sleeping today. She hates when I do this:

Then, I am going to ask her if I can post this blog—another fun lesson for you to look forward to: asking permission (especially from your parents) is always a safe bet.  Looking so forward to meeting you!

I love you,

Dad